j5h:

amoyed:

j5h:

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I feel like everyone has it in their mind that coke is better than Pepsi but if you sit down with an open mind and drink Pepsi it’s so much better

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she has a pepsi cup though 

what do you think she’s saying no to

coluring:

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(Source: tipslip)

brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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royalbloood:

WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

tommypickles:

hitting me with a star during Mario kart isn’t going to make your parents love you

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j5h:

precumming:

Hey how is everyone

Fuck my ass! Fuck it till it starts bleeding then cum in me and let me absorb your cum into my wounds and well become one

im doing pretty good myself thank you for asking

harrystylesdildo:

Christina Aguilera hailing a cab: "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

clestroying:

turning 12 like

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alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard
humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me