dinkles-shenanigans:

the more I think about my past self the more I

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lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

05px:

math

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louisloveszayn:

"can i use your phone for a sec?"

"yeah hold on"

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babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

tara-ka-sha:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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(Source: mcrsquad)

foreveralone-lyguy:

When your parents try to act cool around your friends like

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

grumpysalmon:

All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.